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Ex-computer scientist, now criminal defense & 1A attorney in NC+TX. Host of @fsckemall. Dog lover. #NeverTrump conservative. Proud alum of @NCCU and @NCState.

Durham NC
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    T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

    T. Greg Doucette Retweeted ABC News

    Resisted arrest. Assaulted a police officer with a deadly weapon. Did *not* get summarily executed without due process. I wonder why? 🤔https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1073381478187249664 …

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    Police say a Florida woman refused orders to drop a piece of concrete before two attempts to Taser her missed and she threw the object at an officer, hitting him in the shoulder. The woman was then tackled, pepper-sprayed and now faces several charges. https://abcn.ws/2EtzxHS  pic.twitter.com/lnVeysbbEx
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      2. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        (NB: police are *supposed* to arrest folks without killing them. I don't want this one dead, I want the others alive 😉)

        5 replies 36 retweets 480 likes
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      3. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Newman

        I'm definitely prejudiced against police summarily executing people without due process. Sad that you are not tbh.https://twitter.com/mt_newman/status/1074078669361111040 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Newman @mt_newman
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        Uhhh...police are individuals, not some monolithic, cartoon caricature created by prejudiced people such as yourself?
        3 replies 28 retweets 318 likes
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      4. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Newman

        I know you don't know how science works, but this tweet is still funny nonethelesshttps://twitter.com/mt_newman/status/1074079007983968261 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Newman @mt_newman
        Greg: THIS ANECDOTAL INCIDENT CONFIRMS MY BIASES! https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1074061899506073605 …
        2 replies 3 retweets 147 likes
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      5. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted

        That response never really works with police apologists. They just go "of course they are, I'm no racist!" https://twitter.com/kyrondjohn/status/1074085425944227840 …

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        2 replies 4 retweets 96 likes
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      6. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Bärí A. Williams

        ALL YOU KNOW ARE ANECDOTES BÄRÍ, YOU'RE BIASSSSSSSSS!https://twitter.com/bariawilliams/status/1074089550878695424 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Bärí A. WilliamsVerified account @BariAWilliams
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        Oooooh!! I know... I know!! *raises hand*
        2 replies 0 retweets 70 likes
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      7. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Isaac Rabinovitch

        You can't be a True Conservative unless you worship Government employees. Everyone else is a hippie pinko Commie cop-hater. Fact.https://twitter.com/isaac32767/status/1074126677490294784 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Isaac Rabinovitch @isaac32767
        Replying to @mt_newman @greg_doucette
        Speaking of caricatures, you're addressing Greg as if he were some kind of police hating hippie, rather than somebody who is put a lot of effort into understanding police violence. pic.twitter.com/MZe6RWNa7k
        12 replies 8 retweets 132 likes
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      8. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted

        lol https://twitter.com/bankableinsight/status/1074148741010075648 …

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        1 reply 2 retweets 48 likes
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      9. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        There's an old libertarian cartoon, that's basically the words "People are terrible, so we need a Government made up of" written in a circle The "credible threats get shot" take always reminds me of that

        2 replies 3 retweets 80 likes
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      10. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted

        Don't forget Charles Kinsey. Unarmed, flat on the ground with arms outstretched and palms in the air. Definitely had to be shot, for officers' safety. https://twitter.com/simplysirloin_/status/1074150244764372993 …

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        2 replies 7 retweets 134 likes
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      11. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        Or Lyndo Jones. Unarmed, but engaged in the heinous crime of "stealing" his own truck.

        1 reply 5 retweets 114 likes
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      12. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        Or EJ Bradford Jr. Veteran, caretaker for his father who was a cop, shot 3x in the back for wantonly directing panicked shoppers to safety when someone else shot up a mall.

        4 replies 9 retweets 129 likes
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      13. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        Or Akai Gurley, feloniously sitting on the stairs minding his own business. Absolutely had to be killed. I mean who minds their own business these days?

        2 replies 7 retweets 103 likes
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      14. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted

        Clearly criticizing police means you're off your meds https://twitter.com/bankableinsight/status/1074150972702769152 …

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        1 reply 0 retweets 46 likes
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      15. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted

        Someone's been on Wikipedia https://twitter.com/bankableinsight/status/1074152502239604736 …

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        4 replies 0 retweets 48 likes
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      16. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted

        In common law jurisdictions, yes. What this @BankableInsight moron doesn't realize is that's not how murder is defined in Texas, where it's "intentionally or knowingly caus[ing] the death of an individual" No malice aforethought required https://twitter.com/simplysirloin_/status/1074153645594165248 …

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      17. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        This has been a recurring theme today for some reason 🤔pic.twitter.com/wbTwW4DnEn

        5 replies 0 retweets 81 likes
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      18. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Eric M. Mullins

        Nah, just got blocked because someone didn't like being found out their law degree was from Wiki Uhttps://twitter.com/ericmmullins1/status/1074154277625626624 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Eric M. Mullins @EricMMullins1
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        Heavy handed on the delete button. Did you get a: whoopsie?
        2 replies 0 retweets 78 likes
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      19. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Josh Fields

        lolhttps://twitter.com/partiallypro/status/1074156244062081025 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Josh Fields @partiallypro
        Because she only had a concrete block? and her other hand was occupied on the phone? https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1074061899506073605 …
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        4 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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      20. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted

        You're not making the point you think you're making. Try again. Do better. https://twitter.com/pazuzujsmith/status/1074156480352399361 …

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        This Tweet is unavailable.
        2 replies 0 retweets 58 likes
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      21. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Plastic Straw Cartel Chief

        [Citation Needed]https://twitter.com/rcjparry/status/1074156852642889730 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Plastic Straw Cartel Chief @rcjparry
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        Because that's the norm repeated tens of thousands of times a year with people of every race, gender, age and preference?
        3 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
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      22. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted

        You seem nice https://twitter.com/pazuzujsmith/status/1074156865809014784 …

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        This Tweet is unavailable.
        2 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
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      23. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Josh Fields

        Enlighten me: why is that?https://twitter.com/partiallypro/status/1074157055248863232 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Josh Fields @partiallypro
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        As I said in my reply to my own tweet...uh, I get the point you are -trying- to make, but you picked a really dumb example and it doesn't actually help you convey what you think it is helping you convey. But alas.
        3 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      24. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Josh Fields

        Khttps://twitter.com/partiallypro/status/1074157734013095939 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Josh Fields @partiallypro
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        I'd rather not waste my time, since trying to convince someone online of anything is impossible.
        2 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
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      25. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        🤡: "You're totally wrong, but I can't tell you why because I'd be wasting my time even though I tweeted you, replied to my own tweet, then tweeted you again before tweeting you a third time."

        4 replies 1 retweet 91 likes
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      26. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Plastic Straw Cartel Chief

        I see you're part of the "The Second Amendment is for Whites Only" school. Thanks for admitting it I guess? ::shrug::https://twitter.com/rcjparry/status/1074157777075920896 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Plastic Straw Cartel Chief @rcjparry
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        With a gun.
        5 replies 2 retweets 82 likes
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      27. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Plastic Straw Cartel Chief

        Jerry Smith Jr. Ricardo Hayes Sean Williams Antwon Rose Diante Yarber Stephon Clark Johnnie Rush DeMarko Anderson Ulysses Wilkerson Leonard Thomas We're sure you've got excuses for all of themhttps://twitter.com/rcjparry/status/1074158247441924097 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Plastic Straw Cartel Chief @rcjparry
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        Unintentionally shot by a negligent cop who was subsequently convicted and fired. But, sure, that's the standard.
        5 replies 5 retweets 74 likes
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      28. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Asher Langton

        I thought the guy's @ looked familiar. @AsherLangton had him pegged a year ago.https://twitter.com/asherlangton/status/939292469749043201 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Asher Langton @AsherLangton
        Robert Parry has never seen a police shooting that didn't make him tingle. https://twitter.com/rcjparry/status/939214469640712193 …
        1 reply 3 retweets 37 likes
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      29. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted masked byker

        You're not wronghttps://twitter.com/bykerseven/status/1074162494405525505 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        masked byker @bykerseven
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        On this particular subject, it's like you're the straight man in a long running double act, where a seemingly unending supply of people queue up to feed you unoriginal set ups for deadpan takedowns.
        2 replies 1 retweet 44 likes
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      30. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        T. Greg Doucette Retweeted Eric Marsh

        Entirely truehttps://twitter.com/wemarsh/status/1074163703254265856 …

        T. Greg Doucette added,

        Eric Marsh @wemarsh
        Replying to @greg_doucette
        The best way to advocate for small government is to lick the boots of armed government agents.
        2 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
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      31. T. Greg Doucette‏Verified account @greg_doucette 15 Dec 2018

        The downside to @Popehat's growing bipartisan fame is all the MAGAt CHUDs queuing up in my mentions when he RTs me 😂

        4 replies 0 retweets 64 likes
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