Ryan Greenberg

@greenberg

On a winding road.

San Francisco, California
ryangreenberg.com
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2007.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    14. lis 2016.

    Saw this license plate and immediately wanted to know if I was parked next to an Air Force Dad or just a man who is dad af.

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  2. prije 11 sati

    Buy a can of frosting and a box of Teddy Grahams. Voila, Dunkaroos without limits.

    Let’s make this happen
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  3. 2. velj

    Hit the schoolyard for a ride with my bad butt scooter gang. They ride like heck, just don’t give a shoot.

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  4. 2. velj

    My work laptop celebrated the new year by unexpectedly giving up the ghost. Must have been a hell of a party in there.

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  5. 31. sij

    I work for a company that uses the SaaS financial calendar so I am just counting down the minutes to celebrate Fiscal New Year! (ball drops at midnight UTC)

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  6. 31. sij

    I like Urban Dictionary but what I really need is Urban Thesaurus. That way you could look up, say, 2019 synonyms for "lit".

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  7. 27. sij

    Every time I create a new browser window it's an act of hope, a belief that maybe this time I will not eff it up as badly as all the others.

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  8. 25. sij

    This is like my pitch to car insurance companies for a product called They Deserved It® where drivers with an excellent record get to rear-end a jerk once every couple years.

    Person next to me at the airport just said “open the kimono” on a business call, and I was reminded of my good idea from a couple years ago that reasonable citizens should be allowed to light one person on fire.
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  9. 21. sij

    Fashion in the Bay Area seems kinda weird unless you understand the underlying principle: dress as if you could be asked to go on a hike at any moment in time.

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  10. 19. sij

    Rude. Siri obviously doesn’t have kids.

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  11. 19. sij

    It has been brought to my attention that communicating with a preschooler has all the overhead of TCP with the delivery guarantees of UDP.

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  12. 18. sij

    The overhead involved in getting my preschooler to do anything reminds me of TCP. “Samantha, I need you to do something.” “Samantha, please brush your teeth.” “Samantha, please confirm that you heard my instructions.”

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  13. 18. sij

    Parent: Have a great weekend. See you Monday! Teacher: Thanks! Also, there's no school Monday. It's a holiday. The look on this parent's face: utter devastation.

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  14. 17. sij

    Could God create device encryption so strong that He couldn’t break it within reasonable economic limits.

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  15. 16. sij

    SEO but for my commit messages on unmerged branches so I can find them again.

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  16. 16. sij

    I was just thinking, "Oh, I could write a blog post about that." Then, "I don't really have the energy to do that; how about I just send 10 tweets in a thread."

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  17. 16. sij

    I feel like Twitter threads actually realize the term “microblogging”.

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  18. 15. sij

    The email subjects alone for this multi-level marketing webinar that I didn’t sign up for and subsequently did not attend are ... a lot.

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  19. 14. sij

    Not allowing trailing commas in JSON was a billion dollar mistake.

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  20. 12. sij

    TIL: piñata comes from the Spanish “piña”, meaning pineapple, and the intensifying suffix “-ta”, meaning even more frustrating to open.

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  21. 10. sij

    It’s really amazing how much working with computers and parenting are alike. For example, when I take my kids out to dinner, I know to look for a place where we can get food as fast as possible, optimizing for time-to-first-bite.

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