Lunar government to ban lions; when told that the moon isn't a lion habitat, responded: "well, we have to ban *something*, you know"
@amatorculus I think the AI in charge went south when they replaced its memory modules with ouija boards and bottles of expired hair tonic.
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@amatorculus I had wondered why they were importing 200,000 metric tons of brylcreem a month.
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