BODY: So we're getting older and can't devote resources to everything anymore. What should we focus on? STOMACH: Not getting acid BACK: Not getting hurt while sleeping BRAIN: Not forgetting stuff LIBIDO: Oh that's a laugh NOSE: FREAKISHLY LONG NOSE HAIRS BODY: Nose wins
Replying to @spatch
my plan is, for nose hairs, eventually: neurosurgical scissors on the basis that they're engineered with more precision and durability than ordinary nose hair cutting devices
2:04 AM - 2 Nov 2018
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