Evan Warden

@grasshopper98

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Joined January 2016
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    14 Apr 2016

    Thought I saw a dirty ol' coon in the backyard, it was just my dumbass grandson Tony taking out the trash.

    1 reply 11 retweets 76 likes
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    17 Apr 2016

    My bong water is cleaner than that bitch's pussy.

    4 replies 21 retweets 72 likes
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    19 Apr 2016

    My hands shake more than your grandma's head on my cock.

    3 replies 12 retweets 70 likes
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    21 Apr 2016

    Alzheimer's stronger than my boner

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    25 Apr 2016

    5, sometimes 0

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    25 Apr 2016

    Ladies and gentlemen I just shit my pants

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    18 May 2016

    If this gets 1 fav I'll become a crack addict :)

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    6 Jun 2016

    Cat scratched me again. Thinking about selling it to that Chinese food restaurant down the road

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    9 Jun 2016

    When ur taking ur drivers test for the 8th time and shit ur pants

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    11 Jun 2016

    When ur taking ur 9th shit today and the power goes out

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    14 Jun 2016

    Any 3 year olds wanna hang in my FIRETRUCK? 😉

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    7 Jun 2016

    Didn't know you can get kicked out of the bingo hall for fucking too many bitches WHILE the bingo is being played... Well fuck...

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    12 Jun 2016

    Just found out, Tony is gay. Anyone want to adopt the queer?

    5 replies 11 retweets 85 likes
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    14 Jun 2016

    Those god damn prankster nurses keep switchin' my Viagra for sleeping pills...

    1 reply 14 retweets 115 likes
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    20 Jun 2016

    It's all fun and games until you wake up naked without any Viagra's left, next to a fat hoe.

    2 replies 15 retweets 89 likes
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    21 Jun 2016

    The best thing elementary had to offer

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    21 Jun 2016

    Sun and fruity Vape .... Heaven 😤🦁💨💨 …

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