Melanie

@grammar_girl

Former smutmonger, current purveyor of sprachgefühl in assorted venues. I brought a chisel tip to this pencil fight. She/her. Not .

Brooklyn, NY
Geregistreerd in januari 2009
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    I'm concerned about the possibility that any social media site that survives long enough will eventually produce Spiders Georg. Like carcinisation but for a guy who eats lots of spiders and throws off the math

    this is true, but it's a little misleading because this Dutch dude swallowed 4 quadrillion spiders in a really fast half-second sometime in the early 1630s, and so it throws the statistic off
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    Guess that explains the flickering lights on the UWS!

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    Explosion in LIC at ConEd. Saw a mushroom cloud of flames.
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    Am I gonna watch Something New or am I gonna watch early Avatar TLA for the third time or am I gonna scroll listlessly through five different streaming services before giving up and switching to TikTok: the eternal dilemma

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    29 aug.

    she protec, her stroke is hot, she’s steph furry with the ˢʰᵒᵗ

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    You know the rules.

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    I just saw this again, and so I’m obliged to tweet it. Apologies, but that is the law. So say we all.
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    25 aug.

    whenever ur holding tongs and get the urge to clack them together thats the carcinization impulse rearing up in ur dna

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    I just donated to this mutual aid group. Keep them in mind if you're doom scrolling and want to think instead about what can be done.

    We are on the ground and may lose power and internet. In the meantime, please share our fundraiser. This fund will support recovery efforts *led by locals* in the wake of , as well as essential preparation for the rest of the season:
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    If Maureen Dowd actually works from her dining room table I will eat my hat. (The photography in this piece is outstanding, though.)

    “Cinematographers spend hours trying to make this light that is handed to us in The New York Times building"
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    being a weatherman is weird because you spend like 360 days a year joking around and pointing at maps inside a cushy studio but then every now and then they make you go outside to stare Satan in the mouth as you both face down the apocalypse

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    WATCH: pummeled by waves as Hurricane Ida targets New Orleans
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    I just want to signal boost this. I know so many are in need, but Emily & I know the folks organizing this, so if you've been looking for an immediate way to help Afghan refugees, here's an opportunity!

    Mr Rogers told us to look for the helpers. Sometimes that's us. My friend is one of the ppl behind this effort to aid 4 Afghan families, folks who worked closely w US troops. They got out but w nearly nothing to their names. I've given & hope you will too:
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    27 aug.

    my body when i try to get up too fast

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    27 aug.

    This makes me so happy!!! the 11-year-old Phenom who challenged Dave Grohl to a drum-off finally got to play with the at the Forum in Los Angeles Thursday, August 26th.

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    28 aug.

    15,000 years ago a human gave a wolf some food and now this creature lives in my house and thinks it’s totally normal for me to squish his face.

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    7 aug.

    Trent Crimm, The Independent

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    27 aug.

    olivia rodrigo’s ex playing uptown girl by billy joel

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    27 aug.

    Some days it’s like —

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    27 aug.

    Copy editors are truly incredible. They don't receive (nor seek) attention. They don't win awards, yet they've made every award-winning text you've ever read sound at least 50% sharper, better, cleaner, clearer, smoother, and smarter. They do this every day.

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  18. 27 aug.

    What's that thing called where you see faces in inanimate objects? Anyway, I believe this is a smoke detector.

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  19. 26 aug.

    The vaguely goth sarcastic teen character who sometimes passive-aggressively nudges me to do my daily Duolingo lesson is my favorite.

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    26 aug.

    When will my "concept of linear time" come back from the war? It's 2022 in 4 months. It's still 2020. It has been Wednesday for months. At this rate I'll be dead soon.

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