the brain fungus that makes you tweet a lot so the giant bird will find you and eat you, continuing the fungus's lifecycle
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Replying to @gracecondition
but later we find out it does cortical stimulation to weave complex illusions so you believe you're colonizing mars but instead you're shitposting on twitter again
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Replying to @danlistensto
and at that time, there's a war between the people who want to get rid of the fungus and the people who want to engineer the fungus to give us happier illusions
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