posting a revenge baby pic to embarrass my """herbivorous""" tortoise bc dude bit my finger the other daypic.twitter.com/kXQtABLrVV
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my brain patternmatched to this picture i saw a few days ago. pumpkins are dice so the bigboys can play toopic.twitter.com/gIiOkL9e1D
oh no I carved him a house a few years ago, he loved it but a lot of pumpkin is unhealthy so I soon had to break his heart... now he's breaking my fingerpic.twitter.com/x8nloulqJP
plausible, he often tries but seems too confused by fingers and just sort of carefully pokes them and bites the air in their vicinity
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