business is hard, we're just gonna be sued by the people who invented flying carpets
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Replying to @gracecondition
carpeting flies for when you need carpet in small hard to reach spots
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
that would be very good for making soundproof rooms on the fly
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Replying to @gracecondition
what if there were an animal that had built in weighted blanket, maybe like a snail but more reptilian
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
heeee that's why they are so chill all the time!



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Replying to @gracecondition
earth crust is weighted blanket so magma doesn't get nervous
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
aww. but you know how sometimes weighted blankets get too hot? and you gotta take it off for a bit? volcanos
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Replying to @gracecondition
the ocean is a weighted blanket with its life underground
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
ocean is needed as weighted blanket because the deeper you go the more you need to be calm in the face of weird horrible animals
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people think skin is necessary for physical reasons. but it's actually just to calm us down
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Replying to @gracecondition
people think starship shields are to stop lasers but it's actually just to calm the crew down
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