product idea. vertical weighted blanket that uses magnetism instead of gravity
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
another product we can sell is an antigravity blanket, for when you want to experience more anxiety
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Replying to @gracecondition
blanketed weight for less anxiety during lifting
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
business is hard, we're just gonna be sued by the people who invented flying carpets
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Replying to @gracecondition
carpeting flies for when you need carpet in small hard to reach spots
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
that would be very good for making soundproof rooms on the fly
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Replying to @gracecondition
what if there were an animal that had built in weighted blanket, maybe like a snail but more reptilian
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
heeee that's why they are so chill all the time!



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Replying to @gracecondition
earth crust is weighted blanket so magma doesn't get nervous
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aww. but you know how sometimes weighted blankets get too hot? and you gotta take it off for a bit? volcanos
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Replying to @gracecondition
the ocean is a weighted blanket with its life underground
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