God: I've invented this new emotion called "cute". They feel it when they see something especially small and vulnerable. Angel: And it helps protect them from disappointment when something bad inevitably happens to it? God: Lol no, it makes them extra sad about it. Angel: *sigh*
cuteness flips their "must protect" switch on, so bad things less likely to happen to cute thing
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Problem is humans don't have the power to protect every cute thing they see (or even any of them, really). I guess this is just God committing typical mind fallacy and forgetting some of us *aren't* omnipotent.
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