There once was a person from Porlock "Oh Sir! Pray come 'round at o'four clock. My Mrs Coleridge'd Be better if frigid Laud'num takes a toll on my poor cock."
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(for this tweet pretend coleridge's wife likes to have amorous congress in the afternoon) (a 'person from porlock' is one who interruptingly prevents you from finishing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person_from_Porlock …)
7:41 PM - 2 Nov 2018
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