I can't believe that Twitter might be the thing that will break my 25-year two-spaces-after-a-period typing habit.
@dhoss Every time you tweet you lower the global quality index we use to sell adds. Gosh.
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@gphat THEN MY PLAN IS WORKING AND MY QUEST FOR KING OF THE INTERNET IS NEARLY COMPLETEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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