Sanjeev KohliOvjeren akaunt

@govindajeggy

Navid out of Still Game, Synthesiser Patel out of Look Around You, Ramesh out of and now AJ in River City. Find me in the yogurt aisle.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2009.

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  1. So many words for 'breast' are palindromes. Boob, tit, pap. Nigel Farage should really be called Nigel Legin

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  2. The daughters of the taxi driver in front of me appear to be called Skoda and Octavia

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  3. Britain’s current state was actually foretold in the Old Testament

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  5. SHE’S ALREADY SMACKED MY LOCKER DOOR OFF MY HEAD

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  6. The Isley Brothers are very happy to show you around their extensive cheese collection, where they will explain that “some are bries”

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  7. Marvin Gaye spent the summer of ‘63 hitchhiking round the North of England. He famously described the experience in the song “Can I get to Widnes?”

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  8. Mother Nature's actual name is Janet Earth

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  10. A lot of you are asking what I’m wearing to the BAFTAS. I’m wearing what I wear every year - a Scooby Doo onesie, spilled Pringles & a general air of bitterness

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  11. Next time you see an appeal by the Salivation Army, please give generously. Too many people in this country are still suffering from dry mouth

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  12. Pepsi Cola is now the most popular cola drink in every single territory in the world. Except for Russia, where it’s Shirley Cola

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  13. 🎶 Balancer char doux bas 🎶

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  14. They finally caught up with the guy who destroyed Sting’s herb garden. He’s being charged with wasting Police thyme

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  15. A dotcom started by two monkeys has just been floated on the stock exchange. We may have to reassess the expression ‘monkey business'

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  16. Martin Luther King had another dream where he had to sit an exam in a forest & then he was in a plane & he did a shit in front of everyone

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  17. The best thing about being a priest is the ability to ask the question "what possessed you?" with no sense of irony

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  19. Hall & Oates have changed their political stance quite radically over the years. They’ve even re-recorded Private Eyes as National Eyes

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  20. My thing is standing outside florists & cheerfully saying “You shouldn’t have” to everyone coming out carrying flowers. My other thing is that I’ve been to A&E 137 times

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