George Stocker

@gortok

Third of his name. Solver of Problems, User of Puns and Creator of Solutions, Wrangler of programming languages and bringer of salt.

Washington, DC
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Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 22

    new pinned tweet

    Forgive yourself after a bad shot. This does not excuse the bad shot; it lets the corresponding emotions pass, so as to make the next shot.
    1 reply 2 retweets
  2. 4 hours ago
    Replying to

    If your plans are involve me and not my kids, I need a few weeks notice.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    Oh, you want to go to dinner tonight? Sure, I can find a babysitter for my kids. No problem. 😆

    1 reply
  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    Maaaaaaaaybe my favorite Batman clip ever

    0:09
    “Start pounding, Joker”
    4 replies 67 retweets 128 likes
  5. Retweeted
    5 hours ago
    Replying to

    Another terrible horrible no good very bad day for liberty.

    2 retweets 1 like
  6. 4 hours ago

    Me every day

    The new program name from may need a little fine tuning.
    1 like
  7. 8 hours ago

    facepalm.gif

    Replying to @billywizz @troyhunt
    I understand. You're welcome not to make an account with Argos if you are worried about your security now or in the future Jon 😀 ~ Alicia
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    are you fucking kidding me

    928 replies 45,725 retweets 135,131 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Can't leave the EU if you can't form a government

    119 replies 19,735 retweets 52,964 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    The British have an interesting definition of “strong and stable”. Similar to how our predisent has the “biggest inauguration crowds”.

    1 reply 5 retweets 7 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    two worlds

    236 replies 6,918 retweets 9,130 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Me five minutes ago: I'm not sure what the United Kingdom is Me now: very good result in Newcastle Central, bodes poorly for the Tories

    95 replies 7,861 retweets 31,023 likes
  13. Retweeted
    14 Jul 2015

    STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today

    285 replies 11,025 retweets 18,425 likes
  14. Jun 8

    MRW I get asked if I have any concerns about a contentious developer issue:

  15. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Or the dates. 🎉

    You know, it's not illegal to put the LOCATION OF YOUR CONFERENCE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF YOUR CONFERENCE WEBSITE.
    1 reply 3 retweets 19 likes
  16. Jun 8

    . Sent me an email about why I didn't redeem my child's PreK Pass (deadline was April), but no email to remind to redeem it.

    1 reply
  17. Jun 8

    Replying to @gortok
    I'd love to know if others are having issues with the 1.0.0.0 version of the code generation tools for razors compilation for MacOS.
  18. Jun 8
    Replying to

    I'd love to know if others are having issues with the 1.0.0.0 version of the code generation tools for razors compilation for MacOS.

    1 reply
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Also, I am considering "my mouth has no due process" as my new personal motto.

    Theresa May and Rodrigo Duterte both find "human rights" annoyingly inconvenient
    3 replies 6 retweets 20 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    "If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does" -Lewis Carroll, libertarian

    1 reply 26 retweets 75 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Best statistics question ever

    389 replies 5,382 retweets 7,156 likes

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