Accurate reporting must now spell out that it's "NOT the Onion."
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Yeah, this is an offshoot of Rev. Moon's Unification Church. Definitely out on the fringe.
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...more like several miles far past the fringe....deep in the weeds
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It’s really hard living in a post-irony world where Poe’s Law doesn’t even seem to work anymore.
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I am now convinced that the proper answer to the Fermi Paradox is that civilizations invariantly implode before reaching interstellar capacity.
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"Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!"
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One positive note: Those blessed AR15s can now kill vampires. Big vampire problem in Pennsylvania.
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We should do cosplay as Moses, show up with granite tablets and be like, "seriously? This again?"
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Let’s not talk about “loving” their guns, ok?
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WHAT THE FUCK?? For fuck sake. I can't even. This is so incredibly bizarre and disturbing.
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