Of course, the funny thing is that these people all just naturally assume that they'd be survivors in a zombie apocalypse, when in actuality the vast majority of them would almost certainly be among the first to be zombie chow or get bitten and turn into zombies themselves...https://twitter.com/AnaMardoll/status/1425052054813282304 …
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In any event, if there ever is a zombie apocalypse, I plan on selling my medical training to the strongest group I can find in exchange for food, shelter, and protection.
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Fuuuuuck that. I have a pact with friends in a dozen different states who have promised to come kill me in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Even if I DID survive the initial carnage, I wouldn’t want to.
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“It’s just a flesh wound!”
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