I was having a long in-depth convo with my anus this morning. Nothing but lies told to me by my anus. My anus tried to tell me it was only a fart then I shat my pants. Never trust your lying anus.
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There’s something really sad about someone who sees a need to turn to his anus for information.
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well, seeing how all of his posts and podcasts are crap, we can see from where it comes
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ha ha ha is this autoincorrect at its most helpful, or photoshop at its most helpful?
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He's telling you that he talks out his ass and not to trust it. Listen to the man.
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Sometimes, it pretends to be his elbow. He can never tell the difference
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I refuse to make a planetary crack about this.
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