If we mix & match do we activate chips in other people...??!? 
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and if we all spin in a circle the magnetic effect creates a wormhole to Bill Gates' house
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Ok but what’s the point of my microchip if I can’t even use it to find my keys
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One in each shoulder, my 5G reception is now awesome
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Its a pity none of them own phones.. then they could be psychic and tracked
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And 150,000 deaths are just an inducement? Hate to say it but your bus pass, you library card, your driving license, your NHS number and NI number all track you. Probably the computer that tracked you would commit suicide due to the monotony.
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Be careful, I was put in 24 hour Twitter jail for making a similar joke! Twitter thought I was spreading disinformation.
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I was hoping the meme, emoji, and the “silly” would make it obvious even to the brain dead Twitter AI that it’s a joke. I could be wrong by thinking even that would work.
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@hislopmd 2021 is the year of Reality Singularity. When conspiracy theory becomes reality.https://twitter.com/salty_sundays/status/1425339064186716167 …
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