First thing I’d ask is if they could understand me
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Bingo! What makes anyone think that an alien race could understand English, or any of the other languages we have.
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Cut poor Neil a break. He is making a point.
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"How do your propulsion systems work?" Followed by a trip to the patent office.
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Or something like that.
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Omg that is an epic burn
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"Is the anal probe covered by insurance? What's the deductible?"
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Atomic scrambler rays don't exi......zzzzT!
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It beats hemming and hawing when they ask to be taken to your leader...
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