Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
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"Spitting Image" sketch, early 1990s: A pub. The bartender is polishing a glass. DEATH walks in, wearily props his scythe in a corner and sits heavily on a bar stool. DEATH: Sigh. Bartender: Bad day, Mr. Death? DEATH: Yeah. I feel like Keith Richards warmed up.
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This is obviously not a joke but Keith controls his weight by eating only when he’s hungry and demonstrates excellent cardiovascular conditioning as demonstrated by his 4 hour concerts that most men in their twenties couldn’t do without collapsing from exhaustion.
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