They didn't take a slow boat from China, all by themselves, all alone.
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That's foolish, obviously they teleport.
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Damn, I should have thought of that!

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Also contrary to popular belief, you can’t shoot the virus with bullets
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Only winged viruses, of course...
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I hear the ones at the Boeing factory suddenly lost their ability to remain airborne. Scientists baffled.
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And sometimes they go places even when humans don’t travel with them (on surfaces).
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This really gives new meaning to “to boldly go where no man has gone before.”
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