Oh, it is. Have you stepped into your truth and owned your power? I think not.
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You’ll need to purchase my $5K Soul Alignment Detector. It even has lasers!
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And a QUANTUM FLUX GENERATOR!!!!!
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The soul mechanic will be able to tell you. He may need to rotate your soul tires. But don't believe him if he says you need your soul oil filter changed. They always say that.
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I'm pretty sure you need to go to a cobbler if you're having problems with your soul.
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Can they work with my IOU?pic.twitter.com/fDhNT3Vw3n
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Should be a dipstick under the hood. Check your manufacturer's manual, or the Chilton's for exact location. PS, a few sessions of D&D will get you enough alignment to last the rest of your life, without paying nearly so much.
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Easy: are you a Trump supporter? Then yes.
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You go to a reiki "master" for a soul alignment check, then a chiro to get that soul back in alignment. (Personally, I align my soul by listening to Aretha Franklin.)
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You have to check it for a
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