We can always strive to be a more perfect union, but the Left’s version of perfection is closer to my vision of hell.
We would eat nothing but kale and quinoa while flying around on our flatulent-free unicorns in route to a @BernieSanders-hosted drum circle. #TSAS2019
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That ratio though....
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You have to admit it's kinda funny that he thinks this is funny. That's four-dimensional humor I suppose.
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Local friends of mine who are more liberal than Gaetz (read: practically everyone across the political spectrum) would laugh at him through their bacon- and pizza-gorging mouths. After chewing properly first, of course.
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Actually, humor IS his strong suit.
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I didn’t even recognize this as an attempt at humor. I though it was a drunk rambling.
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