Do I have to buy it a drink or perhaps cuddle with it?
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I'm surprised the Japanese didn't invent this.
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I know, right?
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SuckTron 2000
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WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT
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*I* wouldn't.
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They finally built the Orgasmatron!
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How is this better than masturbating?!
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Never heard of electroejaculation before and now this is such a weird Wikipedia rabbithole I don't ev
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