Vaccines turned me into a newt. I got better.
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Making it up as they go along
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Radioactive waste for brains.
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I'm sure vaccine manufacturers have wi-fi. Wi-fi is a radiation. Somewhere, an antivaxxer is swearing that wi-fi killed her hamster. You've witnessed the birth of a gambit.
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Wi-Fi is a different use of the word "radiation"...though when used to read Twitter spewings by the ignoratti, it is a waste.
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That Carbon 14 is a bastard.
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There still are a lot of funny things you could claim to be a vaccine component: - Alien DNA - Asbestos - Cyanide - Dark Matter - pulverized cigarette butts and my personal favourite: - Bad Energies

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Unobtainium. Vibranium.
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It's true! They have that stuff so you gain awesome mutant superpowers like not dying from secondary meningitis.
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