On a Friday night at home, there's nothing I love more than to bask in the adoration of my fans. "The co-enzyme derived from vitamin B3, unlike curcumin, is a naturally occuring part of the human genome"? Seriously? 

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If you "Look Inside" it tells you you're dealing with chlorine dioxide on the very first pages. This is apparently a miracle substance indeed, since it only kills harmful bacteria. That makes it unique among industrial bleaches! https://www.amazon.com/MMS-Protocols-Rev-Dr-May/dp/1893774457/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=master+mineral+solution&qid=1552704399&s=gateway&sr=8-4 …
(I hope the sarcasm is obvious, but it's so hard to tell some days.)
To be fair, sleeping on a pile of cash is incredibly restful. So blissfully comfy you don’t even notice the filth
Can I at least whiten my teeth with MMS?
Sure, if you want to strip the enamel off of them! 
From his official Army contractor email address, too! I bet his supervisors would be intrigued to know this is what he’s doing with billable hours.
I've been have trouble sleeping lately. How much cash do I need to stuff into my pillow and mattress for a good night's sleep?
I can only afford to stuff mine with pennies right now, and I can say confidently that it is not comfortable.
"If it is not bleach, then drink it yourself. Or I'll *make* you!
You could argue it's more bleaching than bleach.
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