I don't even have a dick, but I know not to put it IN A PEPPER MILL.
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I have a ratchet and a concertina and this is a gross misapplication of their tremendous possibilities.
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I've seen this quoted a lot and I refuse to read it
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Oh, I don't know... It so perfectly bad that it is good. It reminds me of the Bulwer Lytton contest: https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
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Uhhh... No... Just... No.
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Yes.... I have this bizarre picture of in-flight refueling. It’s not a good picture...
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Yeah, like the scene of the B-52 refueling in-flight that ran during the opening credits of "Doctor Strangelove or: How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb," only not nearly as peaceful or beautiful.
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I’m fairly certain that whoever wrote that has never actually had sex.
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