the perfect shirt for anyone who wants to make a hyperbolic statement about a specific public figure is NOW AVAILABLE. comes with a sticker, a zine, and a manifesto. more info at killtomsachs.com
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they should remake workaholics but instead of working at a call center they’re staffers for diane feinstein
a poem i wrote after a different mall shooting, a decade ago, originally published by
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poetry is when my fiancé falls asleep on my lap as i play star wars video game and drink n/a beers for 5 hours straight
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imagine being on camera repping an evil astroturfed anti-union group and also choosing to wear that necklace
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Have you had a bad experience with a labor union? Share your story at WorkersUnitedFacts.com
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have to work late so i haven’t seen the new dune trailer yet… the evils of late capitalism strike again
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me praying before bed every night: dear god. thank you for this day. please forgive me all of my sins. i ask that you let me sing the hook on one extremely popular euro dance hit. also please smite all my enemies in the state of rhode island. amen.
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get their cocks and balls out and it’ll make 1 billion in 1 day
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Netflix spent $200 Mil on this show then immediately cancelled it 1 month after release
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review of the new national album after listening to it once in a rental car: it is very very boring. worst album they’ve ever put out. sleep well beast at least had one good song on it (carin at the liquor store)
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poem i wrote after having to put down a beloved family cat the day after getting engaged
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the haters and losers said i would never get engaged wearing an agriculture-themed hawaiian shirt. i just proved them wrong.
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in their only reporting on missouri’s draconian anti-trans legislation, the NYT conveniently fails to mention that the AG’s citation for requiring 18 months of therapy is literally a NYT magazine article
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if i won the lottery i’d make a shot for shot remake of seventh seal with vince vaughn as death
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fuck it, im gonna say it. the costco hot dog is a garbage-tier hot dog experience. 1/4 pound of subpar lukewarm meat, buns that are somehow both soggy and stale, and a condiment selection worse than death row.
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The Costco hot dog combo is a legendary meme.
But how does it still only cost $1.50? Introduced in 1985, the price of that combo should be ~$4.20 if adjusted for inflation.
Thankfully, the $216B warehouse retailer has done everything in its power to keep the price down.
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good time jakob
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You meet your 18 year old self,
you’re allowed only 3 words.
What do you say?
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having two monitors is crazy. i’m scrolling around and clicking on shit i didn’t know was there. booking plane tickets to atlantis while i’m trying to turbotax. ordering 1,000 bees while i’m trying to read the news. pooping while i’m trying to pee. etc.
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i have a regular at the bar who is a 55 year-old barback at a bbq place who has never eaten fish, an orange, or anything green (from lettuce to green m&ms) who i am extremely excited to serve this to
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This is what happens when you use a marketing and advertising agency that has never met one of your customers.
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i didn’t know what i was doing
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late night closing the bar… drinking miller high lifes… watching caroline polachek videos with the boys… this must be heaven…
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it’s an indescribable emotion how i’ve felt every night for the past week when my gf and our dying cat fall asleep on my lap while i play resident evil 4
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send me $25 on venmo () with your size and address and i'll send u a shirt once they're printed. gun logo on white 100% cotton shirt.
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if you'd like to order a K*LL TOM SACHS shirt, visit killtomsachs.com
(note: please don't actually kill tom sachs)
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In your words, "in the admiration of a good chuckle," it is again time to KILL ALL ARTISTS. This time, we start with you.
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The art world is dead. The institutions have no edge; the Artists have no grounding; at the top there is nothing but money and the thirst for it. Where once there was counterculture there is now culture, from the Chanel guillotine to hypebeast heroism - and so the cycle repeats.
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You show work around the world, design for Nike, and popularize "knolling" in a film titled 10 Bullets, required viewing for assistants in your studio (reportedly a cult-like and abusive workplace). You develop systems; you pay minimum wage; you become what you wanted to kill.
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Two years later, Thom Yorke wears the shirt onstage with Radiohead. In 1999, a bootleg version of the shirt appears on a bully in the teen romantic comedy movie She's All That. Your career picks up. You become a famous contemporary artist commenting on violence and consumerism.
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The year is 1994. You are New York artist Tom Sachs. You design a shirt that says KILL ALL ARTISTS and write a manifesto for your artist collective, NYC Militia.
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it’s an indescribable emotion how i’ve felt every night for the past week when my gf and our dying cat fall asleep on my lap while i play resident evil 4
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gonna wear my most oldest, most tattered flannel to work, and when a wealthy old white patron inevitably complains, i’ll say it’s a $1200 marc jacobs straight off ezra miller’s back at 2023 paris fashion week and that they’re just uncultured swine who doesn’t understand fashion
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gonna post “i’m going to pretend to rob this store” then try to rob a store. foolproof alibi for if i get caught.
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POET: dude get this. i was at duffy's place the other weekend. ya ya the farm. lol no he hasn't lived in dinkytown for like a decade mb. but ya i'm chillin in that hammock he has and that's when i realize. i've wasted my life
FRIEND: u shd write a poem abt that
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look if you wanna reach young men then you gotta use ryan reynolds from drive
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The cast of ‘TED LASSO’ discuss mental health at The White House.
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