Took two edibles then searched jeanne dielman meatloaf three and a half hours later.
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Krista Garcia
@goodiesfirst
Writer, ex-librarian, glutton, crank. Uninfluential. Deeply uninterested in boomers or millennials.
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"Portland's Parisian-like North Park Blocks." Sure, why not?
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I swear some people should be banned from cooking
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BRING BACK GOOGLE READER
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Manifest is like a modern Michael Landon production.
Ugh there are countless books where I never read the ending because I can't finish before my 21-day ebook loan expires (and am too cheap to buy a copy).
When did the US collectively decide we were done with comforters and needed to go all in on duvets? Fuck duvets.
I concede this was a thing (and I had quite a few Going Out Tops) but was it actually a distinct style trend of its time or that millennials (which I'm not) were at a life stage where they went out a lot?
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Went IRL shopping this week and wow guess who's back, our early 2000s friend THE GOING OUT TOP
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Could you imagine a food blog (or TikTok or Instagram account) without photos/video in 2022?! In other news, just realized how old I am.
Well, shit.
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Sad news. Here’s our obit on Julie Powell, who changed food writing forever. nytimes.com/2022/11/01/din
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When was the last time you heard Robby Benson mentioned?!
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#Severance has onboarded eight new recruits for season two, including Alia Shawkat, Gwendoline Christie, and Merritt Wever. Other additions include Bob Balaban, Robby Benson, Stefano Carannate, John Noble, and Ólafur Darri Ólafsson nym.ag/3TTJl0G
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I can't believe there's a sports team called the nuggets.
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I've never quite understood the appeal of Madewell (so many muted earth tones) but I did just buy a very cool used mauve leather jacket on Poshmark, so who's to say? twitter.com/KlauraLenda/st
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Left the apartment right at the same time as the next door neighbor and ran back inside to wait until they leave twitter.com/naoshige2525/s…
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Yep, I haven't been able to fill my prescription for 2 weeks.
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Because diabetes drugs are now being prescribed off label as weight loss drugs, there’s a shortage and people with diabetes don’t have access to their lifesaving medicines. 
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Love (not sarcastically!) that people are calling out TJ Maxx and Ross. Total 180 from the recent Paris one at Folderol (where spoiler: no one was wearing Tevas).
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What Portland diners are wearing at Phuket Cafe, Akkapong Earl Ninsom’s newest hit restaurant trib.al/I8YgYLu
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respect this mother
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I've been saying this for years!
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i cannot believe i fell for the cottage cheese slander for so long because i just put olive oil and salt and pepper all over it and ate it with toast and it's so good???
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Forget Twitter. This is my entire being.
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everyone should have one topic they insist on tweeting about even though none of their followers have ever expressed the slightest interest or validation
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I'm 99% certain I've asked this before.
Is there any point to life insurance if you're single and don't have kids? i.e. do I want $ deducted from my paycheck for something I won't care about if I'm dead?
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I've officially entered the Pickleball phase of life.
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There are other eras to mine besides the '90s, people!
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Should it really be 80s in Oregon in October?
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Still waiting out the white sneakers with dresses (and everything) thing.
This might be what finally gets me to watch.
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95% of Mollys are millennials.
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Fellow millennial white women wyd
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Still don't know the difference between HBO and HBO Max
Made a rare trip to the grocery store and heard my middle school music trifecta: Tenderness, Whisper to a Scream, In a Big Country all within 30 min! #oldtwitter
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Portland, Oregon, is promoted in Japan by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude.
I spotted this booth promoting Portland at the Tourism Expo in Tokyo today.
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EXCLUSIVE: The missing comma from Don’t Worry Darling apologizes
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