Rae Brooke

If you file your nails in public, I pretty much hate you. Vom.

45 mins before the train's due? Sun with a cider.

Nope. No sir. Oh gosh. This is why I usually stay in the garden on sunny days, so j don't see these shenanigans in public.

No no no no I did not just see a guy pull his ringing phone out of his undies no.

This woman claiming feminism while she slags off women who make a choice she doesn't like.

It's a long list, mind. Basically I hope everyone in the world has a spiffing day. Cheerio!

Happy Father's Day to all dads, mums who do both jobs, fathers-to-be, grandads, and thoughts with those whose dads are no longer around.

Which reminds me, from August I'm no longer a young adult. I check a whole new box on application forms and surveys.

It's barely age-appropriate for me.

Leopard print mini dress, fur coat and high heels are not age-appropriate attire for an 11 year old.

Why is this old man on the train whistling to get my attention? Say "excuse me" or shup.

Fashion shouldn't look like fancy dress IMO, there's a line between an outfit and a costume.

You know every now and then you see some dickhead who looks like he's time traveled from the 60s?

Oh yeah of course, ended up trying to set my pal up with the hot bartender. Yep. Cocktails are what does it.

"Can I have a Cosmo and a mojito please?" is where our night goes downhill.

Well played, Mischa Barton, I take it back.

Movies where the dog dies. Cannot.