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@goldman

I like the work about the work. Places practiced include: Blogger, Google, Twitter, Obvious, Medium, the Obama White House, San Francisco and New York. (he/him)

San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2006

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Nov 2020

    The past four years have conditioned folks into believing “nothing matters” and “well nevertheless.” But this is ending. We are going to end this. It’s soon now. 🧿

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    Sha'Carri's mother died a week before biggest race of her life. If smoking weed is all she did to cope, she's doing better than most would. If you're chastising her, remember decisions you made at 21. Some of you forgot we knew you in college and you were a complete dumpster fire

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Imagine how many examples there are of this happening. But it just never gets looked into because we don’t prosecute those crimes.

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  5. 2 hours ago

    The CFO is getting his rent, utilities, kids’ private school tuition and just random cash bonuses paid for under the table. But also the company is maintaining a separate set of books to track his total compensation. What’s the likelihood the CFO is the only one committing fraud.

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    Happy 10-year anniversary to the greatest USA Today weather graphic ever made

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  7. Ice bucket challenge but it’s to go see Dune so Villeneuve can make another movie.

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  8. Jul 1

    5 years ago today on our Honeymoon, saw Komodo dragons mating in a generator room.

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    Jul 1

    Can Democrats read this decision and tell me HOW THE HELL either the For the People Act, the John Lewis Act, or anything else, PASSES CONSTITUTIONAL MUSTER IN FRONT OF THIS SCOTUS? HOW. HOW??? EXPAND THE COURT OR YOU GET NOTHING

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    Jun 30

    "Rumsfeld started being wrong within hours of the attacks and never stopped." Recommended obituary.

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    Jun 30

    For years I've been saying that all modern dance music and all electronic music can be traced to Kraftwerk, Chic and/or Giorgio Moroder. Now with the big Dave Grohl reveal and his (accurate) worship of Tony Thompson, my theory gains unexpected support. 🤔

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    Jun 30

    Fox News’ lawyers have argued in court that no reasonable person would take what Tucker says seriously—and a judge agreed. Fox’s newsroom doesn’t even bother to report on his allegations. But the House Republican caucus hangs on his every word.

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    Jun 30

    The timeline is WILDING this afternoon

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    Jun 30

    The torture memo signed by Donald Rumsfeld, 12/2/02, authorizing 20-hour interrogations, removal of clothing, the use of phobias, and stress positions for up to 4 hours. Note his handwriting at bottom: "However, I stand for 8-10 hours A day. Why is Standing limited to 4 hours"

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    Jun 29

    Back in the day at Twitter, ⁦⁩ and I tried starting a cribbage club. We came to work in vintage suits and played in the kitchenette. Nobody joined and I often wonder how those of you who worked with us cope with the regret that must haunt you on a daily basis.

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    Jun 29

    A lot of people have been blowing the whistle on NY's election administration for years, but this is the most botched election results reporting by an official agency I've ever seen in the U.S.

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  19. Jun 29

    Update: Seth Rogen's chapter on Jewish summer camp also in the Jewish content pantheon but the mourner's Kaddish scene from Angels in America still #1.

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