My only theory is that she's a robot and can't violate the 3 laws...
okay look this "Melania body-double travels w Trump" story is silly I mean where would they find another woman willing to go places with him https://twitter.com/JoeVargas/status/920507354403233793 …
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Allowing him to speak violates the 1st law, for other people. And allowing him to live violates the 4th law.
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Also it’s patently obvious those are two corgis in a trench coat.
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Bwhahaha...good one
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kinda looks like gloria allred tbh
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OOO! OOOO! Can we start a Melania is dead rumor and run it into the ground like the Tea Party did with Obama's birth certificate? PLEASE????
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DOUBLE points if we work Michael Jackson into it.
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Well, he did run a "modeling agency" that kept shoddy records. Maybe he has her passport locked away.
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1 cyborg, 2 cyborgs
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I always wonder if she's wearing virtual reality shades - and what she's watching to get through the day.
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