Welcome to the Pearl Clutch Cafe! Can I get you folks started with some drinks and Donald Trump talking about how stacked his baby daughter Tiffany may grow up to be?pic.twitter.com/KKHSvazc7O
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Entrees here at the Pearl Clutch Cafe include Malevolent McConnell, Chicken a la Ryan, and this weird-ass exchange between between a man and his adult children.pic.twitter.com/PoBie6leWZ
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And for dessert, you’ll definitely want the Pearl Clutch Cafe’s world-famous flambé of manhandled feline.pic.twitter.com/HpxUwhCqgR
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Put those wallets away. Here at the GOP’s Pearl Clutch Cafe, all you owe is the price of your soul. Thanks for stopping by!
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Would you like to invest in my new start-up company? We're going to manufacture and sell fainting couches
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This...this may end up being big money. I’ll keep my eye on it in case I need to further diversify my portfolio.
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@GOPLeader saying this is a bad look for Congress is laughable. A generation of unproductive profiteering and a loss of US hegemony across the globe at their inept hands doesn’t register?Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Trump would flunk that test.
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LOL- blocked me, too!
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Great thread- “ Pearl Clutch Cafe” gotta hashtag it baby.
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But they’re not offended by the naked pics of flotus
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"As you may know by now, when you attack him he will punch back 10 times harder. No matter who you are, a man or a woman.” His own wife’s response to his foul language. The GOP hypocrisy knows no bounds
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Can't spell “got the vapors” without “GOP.”
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