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one time Michael Flynn’s brother got mad and called me “a celebrity on the men’s room wall of life”

San Francisco, CA
Joined July 2008
Born 19 June

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  1. Retweeted
    18 Dec 2018

    By the time this is all over with, the wall will just be a line of bluetooth speakers on the border playing Pink Floyd.

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    “If I dont tell my story no one will. Nothing will change.” Thats what Nilda said to us after detained, separated from her 2-year-old. Bravest person I’ve met. Inspired this video. Watch. Visit to help others like her

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    TRUMP: Bomb the fuck out of them and grab them by the pussy and knock the shit out of them and he's a pussy and it's bullshit and listen you motherfuckers and I did try to fuck her. TLAIB: We're gonna impeach the motherfucker. REPUBLICANS: (clutching pearls) Whither civility?!

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  4. 9 hours ago

    I don't know about a "national emergency" but Ann Coulter definitely qualifies as a "national disaster."

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  5. hell Dr. Pepper could see that

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    13 hours ago

    All this because Ann Coulter criticized Trump. It’s complete and utter lunacy.

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  7. And just a few days ago, they froze a promised cost-of-living raise for federal workers because the “federal budget can’t support it.”

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  8. Pitch-perfect lesson in how to handle faux outrage.

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  10. You wanna be outraged about a politician dancing, start here.

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  11. Put those wallets away. Here at the GOP’s Pearl Clutch Cafe, all you owe is the price of your soul. Thanks for stopping by! 👋

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  12. And for dessert, you’ll definitely want the Pearl Clutch Cafe’s world-famous flambé of manhandled feline.

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  13. Entrees here at the Pearl Clutch Cafe include Malevolent McConnell, Chicken a la Ryan, and this weird-ass exchange between between a man and his adult children.

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  14. Welcome to the Pearl Clutch Cafe! Can I get you folks started with some drinks and Donald Trump talking about how stacked his baby daughter Tiffany may grow up to be?

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  15. Pace yourselves, GOP. If you’re upset because one woman danced and another one used a swear, you’ll be all out of pearls to clutch when the subpoenas start flying.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    House Republicans vs House Democrats

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Make sure to teach your kids, especially your daughters, the difference between being nice and being kind. Kindness is a healthy form of empathy. Grooming girls to be “nice” is intended to make them passive, overly accommodating and quiet.

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    Jan 3
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    The Black Delegation has noticed the trend in white children's names. We demand that y'all cease and desist in making fun of our names. With names like Yardley, Buckley, Jaxzon, and Brklyn, y'all are officially doing the most.

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    23 hours ago

    Beto skateboards and was in a band. AOC dances. These are actual “attacks” on their characters by the right. The GOP is literally the evil reverend in Footloose.

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    26 Sep 2017

    old twitter: send nudes bb new 280 char twitter: dearest Penelope, it's been a harsh winter's time since thou booty has graced thy screen

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    Former Trump club employee says management kept her off Secret Service screening list because she is undocumented, by

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