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Captain Skepticpants
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Life is a journey through the vast ocean of time. Don't be afraid to climb aboard. Leave your scriptures & superstitions behind. #Atheist #Atheism #Skeptic

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    Captain Skepticpants‏ @GodlessPirate 29 Apr 2018

    I lost 4 followers within 20 mins of making a joke about homeopathy. That's some funny shit. You love jokes on God because you don't believe in bullshit but Homeopathy is where you draw the line..

    12:23 AM - 29 Apr 2018
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    • TakeThatBelief Laura Schlueter Jim Donnelly Diane Kuhs Acommetutur - #vacciné EU_sciencegeek Stephen Fisher, MD Skulby Harrison Rootless Expat 🌍
    49 replies 54 retweets 369 likes
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      2. Bobby‏ @GodlessInOK 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @GodlessPirate

        Maybe our tweet itself was homeopathic. Your rare homeopathy tweet is such a small part of the sea of your tweets that it's efficacy was magnified beyond what you thought it would be.

        3 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Captain Skepticpants‏ @GodlessPirate 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @GodlessInOK

        pic.twitter.com/aUOixrWdAP

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      2. Andy  🐬 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇸🇪‏ @skatebambi 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @heypayattn @GodlessPirate

        20seconds before reading this tweet I started listening to Placebo on Spotify. Is that the power of homeopathy at work?😲

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. YOD  🇳🇿‏ @Be_Salient 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @GodlessPirate

        Water has a memory like Donald Trump has integrity...

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      1. asshole mirror‏ @NormaltonJim 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @GodlessPirate

        Have you ever tried to console your healing crystal after it's been offended? Those little bastards cry for hours! Big crocodile tears, snot, the whole shebang. It's fucking awful.

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      1. Jake‏ @thatyetidude 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @GodlessPirate

        It's substituting one form of bullshit for another. It's just less smelly bullshit, without the pedophilia scandals, extremists, insane ancient texts etc that make people start looking away from religion in the first place

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      2. Berk‏ @ooohglobbits 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @GodlessPirate

        Well here's a follow to make up for one, so now you're only down by three!

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Captain Skepticpants‏ @GodlessPirate 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @ooohglobbits

        pic.twitter.com/IdesToHd6S

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      2. Brendan Black‏ @MrBrendanBlack 29 Apr 2018
        Replying to @GodlessPirate

        But without my magical water I would DIE!!!!

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      3. Captain Skepticpants‏ @GodlessPirate 29 Apr 2018
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