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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Mar 2014

    Best fortune ever!

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  2. Jan 20

    This might change your perspective on mythology.

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  3. Jan 18
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  4. Jan 17

    Is still in business? They seem to have stolen my money.

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  5. 26 Dec 2017

    Think of this as you prepare to commit to a New Years resolution:

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  6. 23 Dec 2017

    Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

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  7. 17 Oct 2017
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  8. 13 Oct 2017

    Love this one: “Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...wait, you can’t tell me that’s a coincidence!”

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  9. 10 Oct 2017

    Almost spilled the beans:

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  10. 2 Oct 2017

    Topping off today’s crappy news, has left the building. A true American legend is gone. Wish we could trade for .

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  11. 26 Sep 2017

    It's disturbing that prioritizes tweeting about low NFL TV ratings & disrespecting people of color over doing his job.

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  12. 22 Sep 2017
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  13. Retweeted
    7 Sep 2017

    if ghosts r real why are there no dinosaur ghosts? think about that, but u won't bc i just blew your mind with something called logic, idiot

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  14. 21 Aug 2017
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  15. 11 Aug 2017

    A funny thing happened at the track World Championship in London last Saturday.

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  16. 10 Aug 2017
    Replying to

    Despite that, I still invested!

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  17. 10 Aug 2017

    ICO crashed already. 2-day delay, "500" errors 4 minutes into ICO. How can you trust them with your files?

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  18. 2 Aug 2017

    In case you missed it...

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  19. 30 Jul 2017

    Anthropomorphic paper towels? Why not?

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  20. 28 Jul 2017

    Hey instead of focusing on un-insuring poor people, why don't you figure out what to do about North Korea. All talk!

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  21. 26 Jul 2017

    With me as my witness, if I never fly again, it will be too soon. They actually created an even crappier tier of service.

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