David "Handsome Dave" Bishop

@gnuconsulting

Imperfect Feminist. Not here to make friends - here to make *great* friends. Dead Sexy. He/him

Boise, ID
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Joined June 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Oct 2020

    Trans men are men Trans women are women Black Lives Matter In fact, TERFs and Nazis can both fuck off And Anti-Semites of any stripe can bite my gentile ass 👋

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  2. 7 hours ago

    If you love hand drawn animation, run-don’t-walk to watch Wolfwalkers. I might put it on with the sound off to use as “screensaver”. Simply jaw-droppingly gorgeous. It’s on AppleTV. Use the free week trial to watch it and Ted Lasso.

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  3. 12 hours ago

    The friend has a dad. The dad isn’t *great* but he exists. It’s not like I’m not some gold-standard of dad-hood. “Joking with and teasing your kids in a way that makes sure they know you love them” isn’t an insurmountably high bar. Fuck. Go hug your kids, y’all.

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  4. 12 hours ago

    Me: *jokes with my kid* My kid: *laughs* Kid’s friend he’s video chatting with: “Oh, so this is what it’s like to have a dad” Me: 💔💔💔

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  5. 14 hours ago

    All I want is for everything to be exactly like it was when I was young and had few responsibilities or any sort of nuanced understanding of the world and how it works. Is that too much to ask???

    Replying to @gnuconsulting
    Hey! No one complained on Twitter back in the '90's when my mother was on welfare. By your logic, everyone who wants to complain on Twitter should shut the @#$% up and deal with it like we did back then. By like, writing letters. Or yelling at the TV. Or something.
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  6. 14 hours ago

    Lil Burst Ovaries* *not mine

    Your rap name is “lil” + the last reason you were in the hospital
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  7. 14 hours ago

    *applies the anti-student-loan-forgiveness logic* But I didn’t get checks like this when my kids were young and I was poor! That means nobody should ever get help, for all time. Let them pull themselves up by their straight-cis-white bootstraps like I did! 😒

    NEWS: Senior Dems drafting plan to directly send $3K per kid (& $3,600/young kid) to millions Aides say effort to look more like direct checks -- aiming for direct monthly deposit of $300 -- than traditional tax credit offsetting liability Details -->
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  8. 16 hours ago

    Oh, K-pop Stans. You’re great.

    Music • Trending #ImpeachBidenNow Trending with K-pop
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  9. 17 hours ago

    Dare to hope, I guess. 😭

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  10. 17 hours ago

    I’ve been saying that a broken toaster would be a better President than Trump (and I’m right) but I haven’t dared hope that Biden et. al would be anything other than a stopgap on the downwards slide. A stopgap is better than nothing, but! Actual progress???

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  11. 17 hours ago

    I saw this tweet, found an appropriate and funny reaction GIF, added alt text (thanks for keeping me honest about that !) and then immediately burst into tears. Y’all. There is a *chance* that things will actually get better, that we won’t just bandaid the wounds.

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  12. 17 hours ago

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  13. 17 hours ago

    Hello, my name is David and I have been buying-domains-I-don’t-need clean for almost two years. It’s hard, every day, but worth it.

    Trust me, you don't have to buy that domain name.
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  14. 19 hours ago

    I don’t know about the east/west coast essentialism, but the rest of the thread does a great job of describing the difference between “kind” and “nice”. As I’ve said before, you’re nice to someone’s face, but you’re kind to their soul.

    When I describe East Coast vs West Coast culture to my friends I often say "The East Coast is kind but not nice, the West Coast is nice but not kind," and East Coasters immediately get it. West Coasters get mad. 😂😂😂
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  15. 20 hours ago

    Hey did you see this????

    Mr. Biden will also seek to allow workers to draw unemployment benefits if they quit jobs they fear are unsafe amid the pandemic, by asserting “that workers have a federally guaranteed right to refuse employment that will jeopardize their health, and if they do so, they will still qualify for unemployment insurance,” White House officials said in a fact sheet detailing the orders.
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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    No Democrats holding political office hold this belief but PLENTY of elected Rebublicans actively wish for the death of Democrats. for example: 45's WH did not want to do anything about the pandemic early on b/c it was worst in blue states.

    Fox's Newt Gingrich warns that the Biden Administration will “exterminate the Republicans”
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  17. Jan 21

    And J.T.

    As far as I’m concerned, there’s a virtual picket line outside of Instacart. I’ll consider it removed when Instacart’s union workers tell me it is.
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  18. Jan 21

    What Kels said

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  19. Jan 21

    Any of y’all who have any other possible option, please don’t use Instacart.

    Instacart is firing every employee who voted to unionize
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  20. Jan 21

    I’m looking forward to two future Breaking News! notifications about Trump. One would involve the word ‘conviction’.

    Would you believe I don’t ever want to hear about this schmoo again via push notification, ?
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  21. Jan 21

    For anyone who was confused about whether or not Romney is “one of the good ones”.

    Unilaterally restoring Bears Ears National Monument to its former size, Mitt Romney says, "will only deepen divisions in this country."
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