My favorite part of watching bravo is seeing new reality show people all psyched to be on tv and then realizing via the internet that they have a terrible personality #winterhouse #southernhospitality
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Library Science & Children’s Literature Dual Masters Candidate @ Simmons University - Dean’s Fellow for Social Media & Communications
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What’s an obscure line from a movie that you say all the time? Mine is from 10 Things I Hate About You: “That must be Nigel with the Brie!”
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We are SO on board with a wedding tiara. This one was worn by Lake House bride , photo by @emmakatzbridal.
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Mary Shelley did try to warn us about hubristic STEM bros who make strange, impulsive experiments and then watch helplessly as their creation destroys itself at the expense of ordinary people.
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As someone who lived in Northampton in the 90s this made me 😂
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Wrote this with VT in mind but could be pretty much anywhere in the US. Heck, I remember neighbors in in 90s being scared of going into Northampton MA.
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the ADHD urge to spend so much time trying to ✨decide✨ what to work on that you run out of time to actually get anything done
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ADHD is having the day off and thinking of 1,000 ways to enjoy it, deciding on none of those, and laying frozen by your own inability to choose an activity.
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Buying books and actually reading books are two completely separate hobbies
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Deadly floodwaters have struck rural Kentucky, leaving countless people and pets in need of help. Kentucky Humane Society has taken in 100+ displaced animals. Help them continue reconnecting pets with their families. 14/10 for all ⬇️
facebook.com/donate/7857989
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Little quacker ❤️
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Mrs Dalloway said she would close the door herself twitter.com/JohnReturned/s
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reminder not to put sunglasses on your dog for a fun picture in the sun - this is actually very bad for the dog as it gives them a false sense of confidence and makes them look really cool which can be dangerous when you take them off again and they have to go back to Normal Dog
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Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Vintage cut-off Levi’s jean shorts. poshmark.com/listing/62c899 #shopmycloset
Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Grey denim cut off Levi’s jean shorts. poshmark.com/listing/62c899 #shopmycloset
Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Vintage Levi’s Cut-Off Jean Shorts. poshmark.com/listing/62c898 #shopmycloset
I’m supposed to get my teeth cleaned every six months for optimum health and dental is not included in health insurance. Even though the teeth are IN MY FACE. #ihateithere #itsascam
To the people walking in front of me- could I interest you in the opportunity of maybe walking faster?
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Don’t be a snob about reading. The best reason to read anything is because of the joy it brings. Books were made to shock and enchant and delight. They’re just about the only magic we have left in a world that is starved for wonder.
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politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar
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FYI to everyone on reality tv: whirlwind not “worldwind” 👍🏻
the ADHD urge to sigh constantly because you forget to breathe when intensely focused on something
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Along For the Ride on is the movie deserves! Finally! My inner tween is soo happy!
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Shout out to the woman last night who asked me what I did and when I told her I wrote graphic novels for children, looked appalled and asked what kind of market there was for writing erotica for kids.
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Twitter has made me realize that the culture of rugged individualism in the United States will cause our collective ruin. How depressing. Now back to cute animal videos on TikTok.
I will NEVER judge you on how much money you have. I will ALWAYS judge you based on how you much you tip.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say that maybe this isn’t about protecting children
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Again, Elmo has a point
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Happy earth day
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In Germany, teaching the Holocaust is mandatory. It includes visits to concentration camp, museums, etc. They don’t shy away from their own ugly history. Yet the kids aren’t damaged; they’re strengthened, matured, humbled. US needs to do same re slavery. Not that complicated.
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WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! THE MOST LUXURIOUS OPTION ALWAYS! NAPS! FLEXIBILITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMMIT! PLANTS! BUBBLE BATHS! SNACKS! JUST TRY TO RUSH ME LOL! LOYALTY AS AN EXTREME SPORT! SKIN CARE! VACAYS! OVERWORK TO OVERINDULGE PIPELINE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
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nathan for you episode where he convinces leonardo dicaprio to start dating a 70 year old woman to boost his image
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It's a great day to legalize marijuana and release individuals incarcerated for non-violent drug offenses.
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Young people are so lucky that big pants are in now. So lucky.
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This is Moko. Her mom was part fox and her dad was actually a powdered donut. An extremely rare mix. 13/10
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i love that u can’t take a picture of the moon. elusive queen ! live theater slay
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my husband was trying to talk about Shrek but he couldn’t remember Shrek’s name (Shrek) so he called him “summertime grinch”
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People at bars we are once again asking you to remove your damn backpack it’s knocking into EVERYONE
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Come on! Can we not ruin the news of Ali Wong’s divorce with Wrong Asian racism?
