i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
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I hate “team” so much that I’m probably just going to skip it and pretend I didn’t see the e mail if it opens with the word “team”
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We talk about “breaking down silos”, which is always somewhat amusing when you work in agriculture and silos are used for storing feed.
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i'm gonna name my dog "Team" and teach it to "circle back"
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= 'Anonymous cloud of people who I am too disinterested to know/address individually but, nonetheless, assume to be responsible for resolving my problem'.
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I use team so everyone can understand their being read and all equally accountable


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I always take that to mean « There’s a whole load of blame heading my way and I’m keen to spread it out. »
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A coworker always talked about 'tiger teams,' which brought visions of her being devoured for trying to synergize efficiencies.
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Any manager who constantly mentions ‘the team’ has no idea about teamwork. It’s a real career psychopath cover-up phrase.
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