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3. overly assertive/aggressive/loud folks are indeed the least confident (they are trying to convince themselves) but also likely quite shallow in understanding in not only this topic but others. Meaning, be cautious on everything they say
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Weirdly emotional day for me today
GitLab IPOs & naturally folks talk about GitHub & our acquisition
& as the executive primarily responsible for the product turnaround & the architect of the sale, I have major pos/neg feelings on it it all
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this pandemic has really put a crimp in the trial by combat that I think this team needs
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"We don't just have technical debt -- we're aiming for technical bankruptcy!"
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OH: "So our number one problem is postgres and we're not going to spend any money on it. Wanna come work for us?"
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It has almost been an hour and Sid hasn't commented on a gitlab post. I hope he is OK news.ycombinator.com/item?id=162122
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Some business software thing is so shitty it seems like sabotage? Maybe it's Fight Club™. Do the people who pushed to buy it show up to work sometimes with unexplained bruises and bandages? cc
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"I fuckin' hate coffeescript." ... (ES6 pilfers deeply from coffeescript) ... "ES6 is the bomb!"
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That NFS tweet hit me hard in my ops PTSD. I sometimes hear advice to use NFS and think “that could work”. Then I punch myself in the face.
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Javascript went from "that fiddly crap you use to annoy people filling out forms" to our long (inter)national nightmare.
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if I was dumbledore I would've hid the philosophers stone in jira's ui
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Hear me out: I'm coming to the conclusion that "tire fire" and "dumpster fire" gigs pay pretty fuckin' well. Amirite?
Air Inferiority: that thing where competence below is destroyed by incompetence raining down from above.
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Reminder: People who say "X is just a 'cost center'" are actually just a cost center.
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Perfect is the enemy of the good. "git push --force" is the enemy of ... wait, what were we talking about?
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OH: "Move from stack ranking your staff to queue ranking -- then you just fire the person that's been there the longest"
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OH: "We have so many walls to throw problems over it's like a devops corn maze up in here"
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I have to get this off my chest: when programming clojure, don't make the mistake of typing `lein fuhrer` during election season
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I SO love recursive acronyms, like "GNU's Not Unix", "PIP Installs Packages", and "TOML: Opportunity for More Lulz"
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Thinking about writing a dependency management tool for C, gonna call it "chunder"
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If the v2.0 release of k8s isn't called "Type II Kubernetes", they've really missed an opportunity.
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CEO tip: the more strongly you are "required" or encouraged to attend a meeting you wouldn't normally attend, the bigger the waste of time
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Such positive feedback on our live-streaming of ops incidents we're adding a weekly "radically transparent" GitLab Peep Show! #nofear
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Wanna level up our swag game: what do you guys think about GitLab assless chaps? Or maybe I'll pitch the idea to my friends at grindr.
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