Today's new medical vocabulary: "approximation", meaning how well the two edges of a flesh wound line back up the way they were. As in: "This slash you gave yourself while pursuing your asinine Covid hobby has good approximation, so you won't need stitches, just a steri-strip."
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"Was the knife clean?" they asked. "Yes it was," I replied, in tones of utterly ludicrous pride. "And very sharp, too."
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