Tinder Girl

@girl_tinder

Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    17. kol 2018.

    Match 1: so how do you fancy having a naked slave Me: does the naked slave look like your profile pics? M1: yes Me: then I feel good about having a naked slave M1: tell me what you want me to do. Me: my washing up. And so the journey to dating again begins

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  2. prije 6 sati
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  3. prije 7 sati

    Friend: urgh house hunting is really getting me down, you end up looking at houses that you’ve already rejected and wondering if they’re really that bad. Me: sounds like online dating tbf

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    5. velj

    “Women’s dwindling desire seemed less the result of faulty biology than evidence of sound judgment. It was a consequence of clumsy partners, perfunctory routines, boredom... “If it’s not about your pleasure, it makes sense you wouldn’t want it.”

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    For the avoidance of doubt this is ginger men not ginger nuts. Rather ginger men and their ginger nuts. We call it Ginger Wednesdays

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  8. 5. velj

    I have a young friend that I help when oftentimes she is too ill to do the things that many of us take for granted as part of daily living. I do not, however, do it selflessly. When I am in an old people’s home, she has promised to smuggle gingers in for me every Wednesday.

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    4. velj

    Another blow-out. Deleted the Wingder app and from now on I'll be going old school and hanging around beer gardens.

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    The Scene: a pub Me: can you sniff me? My ex: what? Me: can you sniff me? Ex: what? Me: I think I smell, can you just bloody sniff me? Ex: (sniffs) you don’t smell Me: thanks. Not many people you can ask that of really. Ex: no

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    2. velj

    Things you should not write in your bio “Here for a good time not a long time” “Just ask” “Father of an amazing little man/ princess” “Looking to leave the single market before the UK does” “Sapiosexual” “Looking for an adventure buddy/ partner in crime”

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    “I have a GSCE in banter”... it’s a no from me 🙄

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  16. 2. velj

    . was it you that got blocked by Toby Anstis ages ago?

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  17. 1. velj

    What I love the most is how dedicated some of you are to finding me The One... keep searching though please Craig... its a no from me.

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    Golden rule... only ever swipe on people if they’ve written a bio... unless they’re as hot as David is... then they get a free pass. I know. I know! But I didn’t write the rules!* *disclaimer: I totally write the rules. Then re-write them at my own whimsy.

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    Well, yes indeed, some of us are learning that, thank you 🙄

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  20. 1. velj

    Any designers out there able to create a Date TG board? 😂

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