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@giraffeinatutu

purveyor of random fun, gearhead, beer snob, geek, music junkie, sports nut, kit-kat

with Carmen Sandiego
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Joined August 2014
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  1. Jun 8

    After 6 months (plus 2 of prep) the POTUS should have a handle on what's kosher. This is why we need funding for education.

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- Speaker Paul Ryan says FBI director needs to be independent, says Trump unfamiliar with protocol, `just new to this'
  2. Jun 8

    How is this for our government?

    Comey: "I am sorry i didn't get to say goodbye to you." Union Pub: "Awwww." Seriously, like the live studio audience in a 90s sitcom.
  3. Jun 8

    Just had to explain my *evil cackle* to my students. *gigglesnort*

    I don't get how anyone sane accepts a political appointment from Trump right now. It's like volunteering as a tribute for the Hunger Games.
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  4. Jun 8

    Captain America... in or out of his uniform <3 ::insert Shia LaBeouf "Just Do It" Motivational Speech::

    I've never wanted Trump to tweet so badly in my entire life. Pick your phone up! Do it!! DO IT!!!!
    1 like
  5. Jun 4

    I <3 this man. Please help Justice League be as good as this one.

    I got to see Wonder Woman by myself weeks ago so shut up there's already been a man-only screening. Oh and it's a godddamn delight.
  6. Jun 4

    Dear cat, do not hide my nalgene when I am having a Makers & Ginger night. It causes unnecessary foraging for h2o.

  7. Jun 2

    Forgot how good Juno Reactor is for running.

  8. Jun 1

    houston we have a problem... 29% battery on phone. 4% battery on laptop. ALL THE PLUGS ARE LOCKED.

  9. Jun 1

    Made friends w the esthetician & hiding under her umbrella-ella-ella. She's worried I will burn waiting.

  10. Jun 1

    ~30 min to open and there's 45 people in line. Glad I went to Dunks first

  11. Jun 1

    A loudly whining child on the orange line as I am going to the RMV... Don't worry kid that'll be me soon.

  12. May 26

    and now for something completely... needed. A Disney Prince Bromance.

    Macron and Trudeau's summery stroll in Sicily looks insanely romantic
  13. Retweeted
    May 23

    This truly wonderful Roger story from is soothing my aching soul. 😪

    889 replies 35,382 retweets 55,664 likes
  14. May 24

    This is fabulous. RIP Bomd.

    This truly wonderful Roger story from is soothing my aching soul. 😪
  15. May 18

    You know you are on a special wavelength of Boston Snark when your snide commentary makes the MBTA #1 bus driver cackle.

  16. Retweeted
    May 18

    As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false.

    This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!
    4,023 replies 163,661 retweets 392,575 likes
  17. May 17

    Yes dude I am doing barre stretches while blasting Faith No More on the Orange line. My calf is tight.

  18. May 17

    Apparently I stomp-bounce when blasting my BCN playlist. Whoops. meets move tourists.

  19. May 17

    Officially need glasses... My transformation to Manic Pixie Dream Girl or Anime Librarian is almost complete.

  20. May 12

    I keep waiting for to come out and shout PUNKD at the top of his lungs...

    Law firm used to show he has no ties to Russia was named Russia Law Firm of the Year for their extensive ties to Russia. Unreal.

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