Gil Halfon

@gilmaxhalfon

I think a lot.

Joined January 2009
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    Apr 26

    RT & follow to enter the Broadway for THURS 4/27! Don’t miss out on $32 tix! (18+ only)

    2 replies 102 retweets 55 likes
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    Jan 10

    Middle of yoga class: "I am terrible at this.” End of yoga class (part where you basically just go to sleep): “I am amazing at this."

    1 reply 44 retweets 365 likes
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    11 Dec 2016

    Walk with the confidence of a white guy who used a mobile ordering app to skip a line at a restaurant

    1 reply 14 retweets 50 likes
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    4 Dec 2016

    RT if you like what you see in my Snapchat story...

    734 replies 8,802 retweets 10,223 likes
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    21 Nov 2016

    from :

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  6. 17 Nov 2016

    Finally! A workout app that is actually more useful than your Google Spreadsheet! Get in the beta here:

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    16 Nov 2016

    RT & follow to enter the Broadway for THURS 11/17! Don’t miss out on $32 tix! 18+ only

    2 replies 154 retweets 85 likes
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    17 Nov 2016

    ! Follow & RT for a chance to win 2 tix to November 23rd’s show at the !

    2 replies 65 retweets 40 likes
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    8 Nov 2016

    To lighten up your , I’m giving away some phones. 5 random followers who RT this in 24hrs will win a Google Pixel. Good luck!

    6,934 replies 131,893 retweets 50,725 likes
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    7 Sep 2016

    I depend on the wires to let people know that I don't want to talk to them.

    4 replies 119 retweets 184 likes
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    24 Aug 2016

    RT & follow to enter the Broadway for THURS 8/25! Don’t miss out on $32 tix! 18+ only

    3 replies 150 retweets 98 likes
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    17 Aug 2016

    RT & follow to enter the Broadway for THURS 8/18! Don’t miss out on $32 tix! 18+ only

    3 replies 158 retweets 101 likes
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    17 Aug 2016

    So this is what it feels like when your life suddenly loses all meaning.

    1,342 replies 14,716 retweets 43,411 likes
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    24 Sep 2015

    There are no words to describe how badly I need a thesaurus right now.

    16 replies 316 retweets 984 likes
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    12 Jul 2016

    *must read* for every human I've ever met:

    12 replies 30 retweets 76 likes
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    5 May 2016

    You can't control the waves, but you can pick the best one and paddle hard into it. Metaphor for life? We think so.

    73 retweets 163 likes
  17. 5 May 2016

    Skateboarding while listening to a podcast. Hoodlum on the outside, intellectual on the inside.

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    4 May 2016

    Republican primary: convince voters Trump is a know-nothing bigot. He wins. General: convince voters he’s a know-nothing bigot. He loses.

    22 replies 38 retweets 123 likes
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    23 Sep 2015

    You owe it to yourself to do something remarkable with your life.

    75 replies 4,608 retweets 6,799 likes
  20. Retweeted
    27 Nov 2015

    I'm way more scared of white Christian dudes with bowl cuts than Syrian refugees.

    191 replies 2,118 retweets 5,720 likes

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