Jon

@giftedrascal

My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs. Krav Maga enthusiast, basically I like hitting people in the throat.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    14. srp 2016.

    "Where has fucking Rhodesia gone?"

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    2. velj
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  3. prije 6 sati

    Once I made a shit joke that my mum had Munchausen syndrome by proxy, but it was okay cos I liked the whistle lolly pops they sold at the chemist. Took my teacher some convincing that I was kidding

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  4. prije 9 sati

    McDonald's was fucking rammed!

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    4. pro 2019.

    This decade has taught me never talk to a random journalist when ur tipsy 😂

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    2. velj

    Once you see ALF in this photo, you can't unsee it.

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  7. prije 11 sati
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  10. prije 18 sati

    Facebook: I've just had the most amazing weekend! Loving my life RN. Twitter: I taught myself how to change the channels on my remote using my toes & I've just eaten a chocolate orange as if it were an apple.

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  11. prije 18 sati

    Eating my kid's chocolate at easter then helping her look for it afterwards

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  12. 2. velj

    Last year I was in Las Vegas getting a photo with little Mr T. Now I'm in B&Q looking for a new mixer tap

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  13. 1. velj

    A guy in the pub just made a quip to the barman, something like "I'll have a pint, but don't be giving me corona!" No one laughed at all. Felt sorry for the poor bastard, bet he's been reciting that all week ready for Saturday night!

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  14. 1. velj

    Today is the birthday of one of my faves! sound guy!

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    1. velj

    starts today, hot on the heels from the Rugby World Cup that I'm sure only finished last week. Blend in with the weird gobshites who'll be infesting your local pub over the next few weekends with my trusted (barely) updated checklist.

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  16. 31. sij

    Gained lots of followers (well for me anyway) on the strength of 1 tweet today. I'm just picturing them all leaving when they realise how insufferably dull and boring I usually am.

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  17. 31. sij

    When you think you know and like someone, then they tag themselves on Facebook at a 'Brexit party'

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  18. 31. sij
    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  19. 31. sij

    This looks like one of those 'before and after' shit online ads for magic diet pills.

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    30. sij

    I don’t tweet often, I only have 12 followers, but today was my final chemo session and I want to tell everyone (well 12 people at least! 😉)

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  21. 31. sij

    So we’ve finally arrived here. Billions spent. Promises of a return to a bygone age, by a man hailed as a hero. Idiots in charge. No real plan for the future, The world laughing at something they used to admire. Must be awful being a Man Utd fan on deadline day.

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