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  1. me: can you check your calendar and tell me today's date? comcast rep: Apr. 8 me: so... I traveled 8 days into the future? comcast rep: yes

  2. Apr. 8, 9 AM - rep: You called on Apr. 16th to cancel on Apr. 27th me: I traveled into the future and called you? comcast rep: yes

  3. TFW: you're reading a tech spec written by a 10x engineer, and you're not sure if it's an April fool's joke.

  4. leasing agent: now, what we see here is a true one bedroom me: as opposed to...?

  5. it's a mess

  6. cuz i'm a monster

  7. so glad to see taking action to improve our commutes.

  8. BART tip #324: There is always more room for people to get on.

  9. . hid my package so no one else would take it. made my day.

  10. hwo do i eevn tset ascynhronuos cod?e

  11. a really well targeted ad. brb, starting a business real quick so I can use twitter ads.

  12. yoga instructor: you are a starfish. me: ok i m starfish

  13. stressed this AM trying to memorize the bike rules, glad i didn't get kicked off with my electric motorcycle

  14. Introducing Nimbly: a leaf blower to move leaves from your backyard to your neighbor's. If your neighbor has one, you will want one, too.

  15. . might want to check that isn't publicly sharing your location information in autocomplete

  16. anyone else having trouble finding their tweets?

  17. DAU: desperately acquiring users

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