Heh, looks like @Health_n_Hubris doesn't understand the philosophy of "Live, Laugh, Love." He just needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps and travel for a few weeks, that will really fix him! Forget all those problems he has, having a meaningless vacation will fix it!
Better yet he needs to spend a few weeks at a resort, don't interact with other cultures and be a total waste while you get drunk by a pool doing nothing, THEY ARE SUPER CHEAP NOW YAY!