Supreme Leader Cheeto Hitler stood at the office window on the highest floor of his Dark White House Tower. As he gazed down at the street below a look of satisfaction spread across his swine-like face, his tiny Germanic hands clasping maniacally at the scene below. https://twitter.com/CissyScum/status/930877176068608001 …
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He motioned for his "anchor baby" servant to dress him in the coat he made out of Ana Kasparions skin during the (Young) Turkish Genocide of 2070, and within seconds his gelatinous orange skin was covered in a tinge of makeup infused lampshade colored skin.
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"They trusted me, those fools!" he chortled, drawing from the pocket of the coat a bone pipe, fashioned from the remains of the slaughtered Water Buffalo Cenk Uygur...
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and proceeded to stuff with it the ashes made from the remants of the Messiah, Hillary of Arc, after she was tried and sentenced to death via Oven for high treason and subversion of the American populace.
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"They gave all this to me, those fools!" His manic laughing grew louder, the chorts of air sent ripples through his Blob like body, which only became more shrill and hysterical as he proceeded to empty his trousers for the seventh time today, giggling all the while.
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He spastically waved the bone pipe at the window, drawing an arc swastika across the entire vista of New York - and America - which now belonged under his reich. "They'll regret the day they ever trusted Balloon Blumpf! Wait'll they see what I'm gonna do with those degenerates!"
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A smug, hideous grin creased his cracked, purplish lips as he stuffed the pipe into his mouth, lighting it up to take a long, deep hit of Hillary's ashes and powdered Cartel captured heroin. "Rosie, get your wife in here! I want to show you how to properly please a woman!"
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