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story 1: in freshman year of high school, a girl who I had a crush on asked me to the homecoming dance, I wanted to be her bf even after knowing she was bisexual and ultra shitlib. asked her at the dance, got rejected epic style and spent a day wallowing in bed
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story 1 continued: the girl ended up going blue hair the next year and full ftm tranny the next (telling people to respect her new name and pronoun) so I guess I dodged a bullet
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story 2: I worked at an assisted living place for old boomer farts while I was in high school (serving dinners) this Hispanic thot worked there too but I thought she was cute so I asked her on a movie date, we went but then I got friendzoned in text the week after
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story 2 continued: meanwhile my mom looked at her Facebook page and she attracted all the hood thugs with her thotty pics. then my mom made fun of me saying that I sucked at being racist because the thot was Hispanic and not white
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story 3: so desperate high school me had a crush on a horse-mouth girl, we texted every day but she had bf so I tried to devise a plan to win her over anyways by showing off epic chad skills but cringed so much internally that I stopped talking to her altogether, suddenly
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story 4: so I used to play Overwatch on PS4, just about a year ago met a girl in a competitive match, exchanged Snapchats and initiated e-relationship bc desperate ginz but then got dumped in like a week or two and was actually sad for some gay reason
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